Come, be one of us!

The Retrorama Dork Scouts!

Welcome to a new level of idiocy!


Available Demerit Badges for 2020

Proudly display your triumph at our shame!


To start you on your journey, every donor AUTO-MAGICALLY QUALIFIES for the commemorative, annual Retronaut Badge! Whether you like it or not!


(Provided as either pin-back or magnet. All fulfillment criteria are per badge.)

Treat them like the pokey-mans...

Gotta Collect All 'O The Somethings!







Eager Beaver (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Donate $5+ before Retrorama begins.


"I'm ready! I'm ready! My body is ready!"



Early Adopter (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Donate $5+ during the first hour of Retrorama.


"You see value where others see fads."



Night Owl (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Donate $5+ between 1am and 3am CST.


"The party is just getting started."



Insomniac (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Donate $5+ between 3am and 5am CST.


"Can’t sleep? Tune in and get weird with us!"



Early Riser (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Donate $5+ between 5am and 7am CST.


"Donating to charity... A great way to start the day."



Procrastinator (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Donate $5+ during the last hour of Retrorama.


"Hurry, before it's too late!"



Missed The Boat (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Donate $5+ after Retrorama ends.


"You missed it?! Probably a smart move."



Staunch Supporter 1 (2020)

Category: Donation Time


Earn any (5) badges from Donation Time category.


"We appreciate your support."





Retronaut (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Donate during Retrorama.


"For better or worse, you’re one of us... Mostly for worse."



Heavy Metal Appreciation (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Donate $6.66 during Retrorama.


"The dark arts and charitable giving... Not mutually exclusive."



Underwater Adventurer (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Donate $8 during Retrorama.


"I AM an underwater adventurer! And you can, too!"



The Hamilton (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Donate $10 during Retrorama.


"Donate 1/20th the value of a Broadway ticket!"



Jason Voorhees (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Donate $13 during Retrorama.


"Doh-Doh-Doh... Nate-Nate-Nate..."



Juvenile Sex Ed (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Donate $69 during Retrorama.


"Who doesn't like being distracted while feeling good?"



Kite Flying (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Donate $100 during Retrorama.


"All about that Benjamin guy."



Staunch Supporter 2 (2020)

Category: Donation Amount


Earn any (5) badges from Donation Amount category.


"Your support keeps our bits from flopping about."





Sauce Spotting (2020)

Category: Event


Donate $5+ while Sauce is in the room.


"He's both elusive and rare."



Cruel Intent-Shawns (2020)

Category: Event


Donate $5+ then insult Shawn.


"Make it count cuz you're now on Shawn's list!"



The Laura Palmer (2020)

Category: Event


Donate $5+ while anyone is ranting about Twin Peaks.


"She's dead, but this series won't die."



Miracle On Ice (2020)

Category: Event


Donate $5+ while Mike plays any hockey game.


"Do you believe in miracles?"



Extraterrestrial Relations (2020)

Category: Event


Donate $5+ while Shawn plays Space Quest.


"We come in peace?"



Ear Candy (2020)

Category: Event


Donate $5+ after anyone breaks into song.


"Lucky for you, those of us who can't sing are far too shy to try."



Mountain Biking (2020)

Category: Event


Donate $5+ during a Chuck Tingle recitation.


"Something about falling in love with handsome, anthropomorphized objects."



Staunch Supporter 3 (2020)

Category: Event


Earn any (5) badges from Event category.


"Your attentiveness is second only to your supportiveness."





Sign Language Interpreter (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Donate $5+ then send a pic of you flipping us the bird.


"Nothing up my sleeve..."



Hug Of War (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Donate $5+ then pick two people to crush each other with love.


"Si vis pacem, para amplexus - If you want peace, prepare for hugs."



Dorky Deeds Dispatcher (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Donate $5+ then direct the room to do something dumb.


"Dorks assemble! And do my bidding!"



Gifted Orator (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Award: contribute to the quote wall.


"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. Also, don't be a dick. -Shakespeare"



Marketeer 1 (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Donate $5+ then tell your friends on social media.


"Spread the word, not STI's."



Marketeer 2 (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Raid or refer 5 or more donors, viewers, or subscribers.


"Thank you for doing what we don't know how to do!"



Marketeer 3 (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Raid or refer 25 or more donors, viewers, or subscribers.


"You're like too much butter on a slice of bread!"



Marketeer 4 (2020)

Category: Viewer Participation


Inundate us with thousands of viewers. (AKA: The CarlSagan42 Love Fest)


"Wanna see everyone in the room clam up out of fear?!"





Retronaut, 2019

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama 8: The Golden Age, 1972-1989 (March 7-10, 2019)




Retronaut, 2018

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama 7: Nintendorks (March 8-11, 2018)




Retronaut, 2017

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama 6: The Couch-Bound Dorkathlon (March 9-12, 2017)




Retronaut, 2016

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama 5: The Dork Knights Raise (March 10-13, 2016)




Retronaut, 2015

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama Episode IV: Dorks Of The Elderly Republic (March 5-8, 2015)




Retronaut, 2014

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama 3: Crapped Out (March 7-9, 2014)




Retronaut, 2013

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama II: The Reversening (March 8-10, 2013)




Retronaut, 2012

Category: Past, One-Time Issue


Donate during Retrorama (July 20-22, 2012)



Retrorama is an independent, fan run fundraiser. All donations are made directly to Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF).