Goals & Objectives!


Help us achieve a milestone in our donation total and
we'll celebrate your wonderful generosity!


(If you happen to miss any, just ask and we'll recap it for you!)


     $69.00 : Because We're Basically Just Elderly Children, Tittering Away.
   $100.00 : Hooray For Year Nine! General Merriment Commence!
   $250.00 : Viva DeVito! Presentation Of This Year's Patron Saint!
   $420.00 : Did Someone Say Legal Recreational In Illinois?
   $467.00 : $17,000 Lifetime Raised!
   $500.00 : Unlock The Hot Potato!
   $750.00 : Overstimulation! Unlock Analog Games!
$1,000.00 : Dork Scout Roll Call! Shout Outs And Merriment!
$1,250.00 : The Sordid History Of EdgeWild.
$1,467.00 : $18,000 Lifetime Raised!
$1,500.00 : Insert Token! Unlock Arcade Games!
$1,750.00 : Everyone vs. Mike! Drop Everything And Play Hockey!
$1,990.00 : Fond Memories Of A Crap Decade!
$2,000.00 : Dork Scout Roll Call! Shout Outs And Merriment!
$2,250.00 : Total Pizza Smackdown!
$2,467.00 : $19,000 Lifetime Raised!
$2,500.00 : Release The Ballerina! Unlock Inflatable Costumes!
$3,000.00 : Dork Scout Roll Call! Shout Outs And Merriment!
$3,250.00 : Enough With The Hipster Junk! Shave Or Dye!
$3,467.00 : 20 In 2020! $20,000 Lifetime Raised!
$3,500.00 : Emo CJ! Hair Dye For The Hell Of It!
$3,750.00 : Rage Against The Mario Party!
$3,834.00 : Biggest Year Ever!
$4,000.00 : Unlock Bonus Sleepless Stream! More Idiocy!

Retrorama is an independent, fan run fundraiser. All donations are made directly to Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF).