Dorky Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!


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(Most of us are willing to do almost anything in service to Doctors Without Borders!)


Cheapskate (No Judgements) Tier


    $1 : Ask one question of each person in the room
    $2 : Brian's knock-knock jokes
    $3 : Stump Mike at 90's trivia
    $4 : Brian's dad jokes
    $5 : Explain a meme to Shawn
    $6 : Beaux has a lot of questions about Pokemon
    $7 : Everyone balances something on their head
    $8 : Brian's long laborious explanations of scientific principles
    $9 : Wes performs karaoke to Tequila by The Champs



A Manageable Expense Tier


  $10 : Andy sings a song
  $10 : Brian, what's Bitcoin?
  $10 : Read a Chuck Tingle teaser
  $10 : CJ sings a song
  $10 : Brian blurts out whatever song comes into his head
  $10 : Dramatic recitation of Mike's Twitter selections
  $10 : Stump Mike at 80's music trivia
  $10 : Andy sings a random Power Rangers theme song
  $10 : Reenactment of Shawn's drunken Facebook rants
  $10 : Mike sings in the style of Robert Goulet
  $10 : Andy explains the current plot of Days of our Lives

  $12 : CJ becomes Satchmo
  $12 : Everyone puts clothing on wrong

  $15 : Wes's Captain Quiet speaking challenge
  $15 : CJ attempts to speed rap
  $15 : Beaux attempts his 'Andrew Nice Clay' routine
  $15 : Someone gets a pie in the face

  $16 : Andy's 16 star run in Mario64

  $20 : Brian, your podcast sommelier
  $20 : Andy & CJ duet
  $20 : Beaux sings a lounge standard
  $20 : Stump Schwarzenegger with Dan & Beaux
  $20 : Dan performs a Walkenization
  $20 : Mike sings a song
  $20 : Easy Street for 15 minutes
  $20 : Sauce sings a song
  $20 : Andy explains Days Of Our Lives to angry Beaux
  $20 : Brian makes a Byte in your honor
  $20 : Andy performs a random movie scene
  $20 : Barney Songs for 15 minutes
  $20 : Andy explains the last year of plot from Days Of Our Lives
  $20 : Someone impersonates anyone or anything for 15 minutes

  $24 : Andy sings a 90's pop hit

  $25 : Make Mike read One Direction lyrics
  $25 : Someone becomes everyone's puppet for 15 minutes
  $25 : Sauce begrudgingly listens to Richard Cheese
  $25 : Player plays upside down for 15 minutes
  $25 : Tell Shawn something foul so he can ask questions about it
  $25 : Beaux makes Mike really uncomfortable
  $25 : Speech Jamming famous speeches
  $25 : Mike's Pick-A-Limb tattoo biography
  $25 : Knock it off already! Change the damn game!
  $25 : Read a Chuck Tingle chapter

  $30 : Andy explains Twin Peaks to angry Beaux
  $30 : Kyle's hot sauce challenge
  $30 : Everyone speaks in different accents for 15 minutes
  $30 : Kyle's energy drink challenge

  $35 : Mike reluctantly starts a Facebook account
  $35 : Trigger that tingle- ASMR jackassery
  $35 : Lip sync battle weirdness

  $40 : Beaux over-explains the plot of some sci-fi show he's into
  $40 : Mike serenades Andy to Barry Manilow
  $40 : Andy annoys everyone with Twin Peaks analysis for 15 minutes
  $40 : Beaux annoys everyone with Mr. Robot analysis for 15 minutes
  $40 : Everyone Chicken dances
  $40 : Andy's a NOS chugger

  $50 : Andy and Beaux rail against Walking Dead for forever
  $50 : Dan texts Andy's mom
  $50 : The last of the Mike-hicans
  $50 : Wes wears a St. Louis Blues jersey for 60 minutes
  $50 : Mike plays as Montreal in any hockey game vs Boston
  $50 : Beaux performs the Squat Cobbler
  $50 : Space Team madness

  $60 : Mike's Nachorama challenge

  $75 : Dan shaves down to a mustache



Pie-In-The-Sky Tier


$100 : Beaux makes a Bumble account
$100 : Dan calls Andy's mom
$100 : Read a Chuck Tingle story

$150 : Beaux makes a Tinder account
$150 : Tyler gets a Retrorama tattoo
$150 : Beaux's a filthy hippy, dye that hair
$150 : Dan gets a gaming tattoo
$150 : Mike gets a gaming tattoo
$150 : Beaux gets a Retrorama tattoo

$200 : Beaux makes a Grindr account
$200 : Beaux's a filthy hippy, shave that head
$200 : Shawn calls in sick on Friday

$250 : CJ gets a Retrorama tattoo
$250 : Beaux makes a Farmer's Only account

$300 : Beaux makes a Christian Mingle account



Fragging Godmode Tier


   $500 : Beaux angrily plays to completion: Secret Of The Magic Crystals
   $500 : Jordan's Choice: Retrorama TikTok contribution to "Take Your Man"
$1,000 : Mario Party Fiasco, Shawn vs 3 CPU Players on hard

Retrorama is an independent, fan run fundraiser. All donations are made directly to Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF).